Goodbye Lip Exfoliation

So C-Dub has been growing some manliness on his face for a couple months now.  I actually like it, but I don't think the world is ready for it.  So after he heard his mother's only wish for him (when we were visiting this weekend), he did what any MAN would do.  He listened to her.

He got the shaver out and was about to go clean house, when I told him that he is not allowed to shave ONE (insert your own adjective) hair off his face without my documentation of it!  And since I was filling rather lazy, I gave him strict instructions to come back to me with a different design each time so I could take a picture.  He didn't like the idea of the traveling so I told him the ONLY way I would go into the bathroom while he was shaving (due strictly to my laziness) was if he made me a bed in the bath tub.  After requesting that I just sit on the "throne" while he shaved, he quickly came to his senses and prepared a bed for me.

Here is me cracking up because he was mimicking my requests back to me (not the best picture, but it makes me crack up each time I remember his voices):

And the one that truly shows off my comfy tub/bed made by the hottest man alive:

And now it is serious time.  A time to reflect on our insides and the hair that grows on the outside...(And three...two..one) Without further hesitation...  THE BEFORE:

Don't let that man hair fool you.  He is a softy.

Rodger lets go find out what his first move will be.

And he went for a shave straight down the middle.  Ladies and gentleman, straight down the middle; and he even added a little kiss!:

What is next people?  What is next?...

Who would have guessed?! The certified handlebars!!!  And I am not talking about a mountain bike!

He wants to know if you are looking at him. (In a tough voice.)  I told him no.

And it wouldn't be a shaving party without...

A TYRANT! Yay!

Now the moment you have all been waiting for...the AFTER PICTURE:

Awww it makes me want to sing a Justin Beiber song.  

And the aftermath:

I love him so much that I would walk all the way to Japan just to use his beard trimmings as a topping on a salad.