It's been a while...and for many reasons (want to know why?!), but I'm back. I'll need to do some backtracking because this is my journal after all. And then life will be perfect, my house will be clean, all the children will be well behaved, the dog will stop nipping my head, and William will gift me with a boudoir photo shoot of himself. Sike. But seriously let the backtracking begin children!